N hiz stable lissnenin to da mooziks dat waz REAL golfz moozik like MCR and murlin manson not preppy poser sh*t liek Bauhauz n Siouxise sioux. Jezuz saw dat Judaz waz REALLY bigz he had a bonuh dat waz almozt as big as Jesus’z jew nozeh den when judaz penetratedz jezuz jezuz moaned n exlaxy dey “oh gawd, oh gawd” jezuz “jezuz datz too kreepy” said judaz. “oh sarree” “OH JEUZUZ” judaz yelled az he finished den rolled off “hey ab gonna maek a sammich frum da kitchen cuz ab hungreE” he said “i want one too” said jezuz “darez only enuff for one” said judaz jezuz smiled at him and turned da sammich into 2 dei smiled at each ovah dei waz in luv
